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A bear walked into a bar. He demanded "bartender, give me a beer!" bartender said no, he didn't serve bears beer in this bar. The bear roared "bartender, give me a beer!!" the bartender roared back "we don't serve bears beer in this bar! Now the bear is mad. He said, "you see that woman sitting over there? If you don't give me a beer i'm going to eat her up. And i won't even use ketchup". The bartender wiped his last glass and said, "bear, we don't serve bears beer in this bar". So with that, the bear did as promised and ate the woman....and he didn't use ketchup either. So then he walked back to the bar and demanded another beer. The bartender said, "we don't serve bears on drugs." the bear said, "huh?" says bartender, "well, that was the bar-bitch-you-ate".